What should have been a clash of League titans wound up being a somewhat boring affair as Kut’s Carnivores did not show up to take on Rook’s Gorillaz. No, like they literally didn’t make it to the field. Carnivores were short 3 players with one of them being their QB (apparently, sometimes “Out” really does mean Out)…so Jordan played for the Carnivores and the loss was therefore guaranteed. Zinn admirably filled in at QB, but – as everyone knows – teams win when they show up and play as teams. It’s extremely hard to stumble into a W when the competition is this fierce. The Gorillaz win 26-13. Pray throws 3 TDs (Rook, Irv, Legs) and runs one in (while throwing 2 picks). Nothing much wrong with Pray on this day. Jewaball to him.
On the other side of the cones, this wasn’t the Jesus Bowl, but Jesus was back and where he belongs. Unfortunately, he came in from Cincinnati and picked himself up an L, but, I think at this stage he’s kinda like me – taking it in and happy we are still rolling. Though he did a stat to his files. One sack recorded. And of Yaron! Jesus, do you have any pics of you from your Jesus days…with the long hair? Yaron gets sacked by the chosen one, but he does so in a W. Beats Dachs 5-3. Dachs had a nice stat line with 2 thrown, 1 rushed, and an interception, but it wasn’t enough as Yaron thew 4. Stats gets the Jewball as his season of resurrection (see what I did there) continues. 2 scores and a sack of Dachs. Dachs was sacked 3 times on the day (Justin and BZ got him also), which is surprising considering his elusiveness. Daveo also had a nice day with 2 scores and pick….but we all knows that sacks > picks.
The late game started with Yaron throwing a P6 to Jordan and three on the day in a loss to Pray who put up 3 scores (1 thrown and a P6 of his own). Stat line says Jordan had 2 sacks and the P6….and I don’t even remember winning this game, but I guess Jewball to me for the busy stat line.