They say stats don’t tell the whole story, but when all you have are stats you can make one up. This story takes place on Hannukah at the Maccabowl game. Early Game 1 is one to remember, or make up depending which way you look at it. An incredibly high scoring game with Team Tom’s brother consisting of Pray, Zada, Sting, O, Kid, Iceman, and Tom’s brother facing off against Team Tom with Gronk leading Tom, Blitz, Goldberg, Kut, Prime, and his son Sam.
Gronk passes his way down the field and zings one into the endzone for Blitz, one of his two TDs this game. Pray responds with a deep pass to Iceman who was there to cradle it on a diving catch to tie up the game. Gronk responds with a TD to one of his old favorite WRs Goldberg to take the lead again. With Kut leadin the way Pray rushes one in and ball back to Gronk. After a series of short play Gronk sends one deep to Prime but the wind kills the ball in the air and falls short into the arms of Pray. He marches back down and throws one to Sting to add to their score.
Gronk does connect with primes who bullies his way into the endzone, but after that it was a battle team Tom wasn’t ready for. Goldberg picks one off and Gronk spreads it and gets Kut and Blitz another score each, but too many bad decisions leading to a handful of picks including two to iceman, one to Zada, and another P6 to pray. While putting up 5 points is often enough Pray and Ice each rushed one in and Pray threw 5 leaving them with a 4 point lead for the win. Great offense and a great defense gets Tom’s brother a win.
In a much closer game on the other side of the field Bron led a team of Beast, BZ, Brody, Legs, Stats, and TBD against the Bin Zinn combo and E, Logic, Ross, Solo, and J. This game was a classic shoot-out a back and forth battle going point for point. The question is does Bron choke or is J’s losing curse too strong to allow that. Both Bron and BinnZinn threw for 4 TDs so seems even. TBD, Legs, and BZ raked in 5 sacks together against Solo’s solo sack, edge to bron. Bron threw 3 picks one to Logic, Ross, and Zinn to Bin’s 1 pick, edge Bin, BUT unfortunately that pick was a P6 showing the pressure was too much and Brody for the defensive stat for the W. So Sack>Picks?
In the late game that wasn’t forgotten, we have Bron coming off a victory to face off against the Avenger. We have seen what the Avenger can do, but what can he do with Mighty, Prime, Pray, Deitsch, Klink, Portal, and Tom’s brother… wait that’s too many people. Klink went down with an injury, heal up bro, we’ll be here waiting to see you again. Scary sounding team, what is the randomizer on, who are they facing? Game 2 Bron is always ready and had a team of Bin, Iceman, Kut, Ross, Stats, and someone more forgotten than the 4th game played.
Another close match in this game. Bron was on fire and in full late game mode, but can he handle another game after an early victory? This was a great game for him, against a stacked team Bron threw a total 4 TDs to Ross and Iceman (two apiece) and no interceptions! And throw a sack in there too! Very few mistakes were made and just good ball all around. All the points were well earned and nothing was easy. On the other side of the ball Avenger had about the same type of game with 4 TDs thrown and no interceptions and a sack to boot (his team’s only sack). So what was the deciding factor and what is wrong with him. Pray throws a TD as well to put his team up 5-4 over Bron. What a game.