JEWBALL 2025 – 2026 MVP POLLS

The categories below are made to give respect to those who we believe have earned the highest Jewball achievements of the season. While some polls are limited to choices, some have write in ballots. Please consider what these players do on the field, what they do for their teams, the stats they accumulate, and how they impact the game each time they walk on the gridiron. Please note that the overall MVP award is a distinction given by our commissioner during the season recap (although he does consider the vote). Please only vote once. Make every vote count!! (Note: Most performance categories carry a 10 games played minimum)

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JEWBALL MVP 2025-26'

Mighty - Defending MVP, Mighty states his case for back-to-back MVPs, producing on both sides of the ball. He promised to retire last year with Jordan, but with no one left to argue with played 20 games, put up 26 receiving TDs, 4 defensive ints, and most impressively fulfilled his dream of being a top-tier lineman both offensively and defensively, amassing a career-high 12 sacks. When he's not scouting chumash plays, he continues to dominate Jewballers.
Pray - 2x MVP and Commish Pray makes yet another MVP run, as Pray's season was equally impressive on offense and defense. Pray played a league-high 33 games, threw for 81 tds with only 25 ints- an incredible 3.24 td to int ratio. On top of that managed to catch 12 tds, led the league in both rushing tds (12) and defensive ints (17), and continues to establish himself as one of -if not- the most important all around player in the game, all while juggling wings, donuts, late cancelations, whinny babies, and Jordan's distant abuse.
Zinn - Zinn continues to be perhaps the most feared overall Jewballer - if not Jewish athlete in the game. At any moment Zinn can turn on his jets and run an 80 td, or if he feels like it can leap to the sky and pluck out a pass with just 2 fingers if he likes. No one can do what he does, and no one lays themselves out more on a given day than Zinn does as well. Zinn led the league this year in TD receptions with 27, edging out mighty. He rushed for 3 tds, caught 7 defensive ints, filled in competently at qb when needed, and also made it to every single NFL playoff game. Zinn may unanimously be the #1 player in Jewball, but is he the JB MVP?

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4 comments

Avi Spira says:

March 26, 2026 at 12:56 pm

@Yaron

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Brad Lipman says:

March 26, 2026 at 1:18 pm

Yaron is the Man of the Year. Though the new comish has been incredible and made sure we thrived this year, Yaron is the most accountable person in Jewball. He takes the most shit and plays along like a champ. An actual successful doctor and athlete, we treat him like “Trash” and he is always kind. He deserves this.

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Moshe zinn says:

March 26, 2026 at 5:04 pm

Yaron is trash

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DK says:

March 30, 2026 at 8:22 pm

#DownWithLeagues
#IJWT
#Blame the Captains
STOGIES!!!!!!

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« Feb
1	2	3	4	5	6	7
8	9	10	11	12	13	14
15	16	17	18	19	20	21
22	23	24	25	26	27	28
29	30	31

Player	Jewballs
Lego	3
Bron	3
Zinn	3
Solo	3
Mighty	3

Pos	Club	W	L
1	Gorillaz	4	2
1	Green Machine	4	2
3	Semipro	3	3
4	Blunts of Prime	2	4
4	Stogies	2	4

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